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Topic: A Finnish drunk dude breaks a hydro power plant

Anonymous A started this discussion 1.8 year ago #1,660

A Finnish guy was fishing in a little boat next to a hydro power plant. For some reason, probably because he was shit drunk, his little boat sank. He swam ashore and went to the power plant. It was night and pretty cold (in last May).

He broke the glass and gained entry into the power plant. He found some worker clothes and put them on. So far he's actually being pretty smart. However, then he started fiddling with the controls of the power plant. He somehow, with drunken ingenius, managed to short circuit the powerplant and yet keep it running which meant that one of the 1,5 megawatt generators was completely destroyed. Dude was found in the cellar of the power plant drunk as a skunk.

Nearby big city was denied of energy for some time which meant even more costs.

You have to admire that dude, it takes some pretty pro-active aggressive thinking to pull off something like that. When calculating the costs of alcohol, one has to factor in incidents like this.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 1.5 year later[Top] #5,247

Numpty Arse Spanner

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 month later, 1.6 year after the original post[Top] #5,278

Thank you. My Christian friend is fucked up for life now.

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