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Topic: Emergency Shelter

Anonymous A started this discussion 1.7 year ago #1,682

For whatever shitty board is down!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 2 days later[Top] #5,221

kc is down

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1.7 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[Top] #5,222

@previous
So is the sunshine band.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1.5 year later, 1.5 year after the original post[Top] #5,282

> be me
> 32, virgin
> friend recommends fucking someone I meet online. He tells me about a milf place.
> I try it.
> get the greatest night of my life
> leave high as fuck
> meeting another tonight. the good life.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 week later, 1.5 year after the original post[Top] #5,323

> be me
> 19 virgin betafag
> at friends house
> in living room
> playing guitar hero
> order pizza
> friend says "Hey anon, you ever smoke weed?"
> never been high but didn't wanna seem like a pussy
> "yeah a few times"
> friend goes to his room and gets a bong and a ziploc of weed
> puts the weed in the bong and takes a hit
> Sweet Jesus he coughed his lungs up
> MyTurn.jpg
> hit the bong like my dad hits me
> cough like a pussy
> everything goes 10fps
> everyone else takes hits
> pizza arrives
> i eat half the pizza and still want more
> friends finish pizza
> fag friend says we should go out and adventure
> go out
> pass my house
> sister and friends outside
> sisters friend flirts with me
> i flirt back, it feels like the weed gave me the confidence to speak to a girl
> things escalate and we go in my house
> upstairs
> in my room
> she wants to fuck
> we fuck


and thats the story of me losing my virginity

5 minutes ago.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 6 days later, 1.5 year after the original post[Top] #5,342

My dad died almost 10 years ago. I still miss him and cry every fucking time I think about it. But smoking and whisky make it easier for me.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 week later, 1.5 year after the original post[Top] #5,368

Filipinos are gross

im completely asexual when it comes to them
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